Ahhhh, The Power Of Cheese
2004-09-09, 10:36 a.m.

I know that this is really old, but it's just too good not to share. Think Ray Stevens would have had this in mind? Boogedy boogedy...

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Nude man caught covered in nacho cheese

2004-07-19 by Lance Coleman of The Daily Times Staff

A M***ville man spent his 23rd birthday in custody after police said they found him early Sunday running nude from the John Sevier pool snack bar with a box of stolen snacks.

Authorities said the man had apparently scaled an 8-foot tall fence while naked and covered in nacho cheese and was seen running toward a Jeep in which officers found clothing and an open bottle of vodka.

According to M***ville police, Michael P. M**n, born July 18, 1981, of M****l Road, M***ville, was arrested by officer Scott S***er at 5 a.m. Sunday in the parking lot of the pool at John Sevier School, Sequoyah Avenue. M**n was charged with burglary, theft of property less than $500, vandalism less than $500 and public intoxication. He was also cited with indecent exposure. Monn was held at the B****t County Jail in lieu of $9,300 bond pending a 9 a.m. Aug. 3 General Sessions Court hearing.

S***er reported at 3:38 a.m. Sunday he saw a Jeep CJ-7 in the parking lot of the pool and saw an open bottle of vodka in the console along with various articles of clothing. Minutes later, a nude man carrying a cardboard box ran toward the Jeep before Spicer stopped him and found the box filled with Frito Lay snacks and a container of nacho cheese.

``In addition, the male had nacho cheese in his hair, on his face and on his shoulders,'' S***er reported. ``The nude male had a strong odor of alcohol and was semi-incoherent.''

An official with M***ville A***a B****t County Parks and Recreation was called to the scene and together with police, they searched the facility. They found someone had climbed an 8 foot fence, broke into the snack bar through a window, ransacked the facility, left the freezer door open and caused $100 damage by ripping the water heater from the wall, according to a report.

Authorities reported someone also defecated in a garbage can, threw nacho cheese on the exterior wall of the snack bar and scattered chips on the ground outside the facility. About $40 in chips and $7 in nacho cheese were stolen from the snack bar, police said.

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