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A Computer Whiz I Ain't
2004-11-03, 9:20 a.m.
Saturday�s fortune:
The best fortune is found within your heart!
It sure ain�t in my pocket.
Note to self: When having yard sale, do not spend anticipated profits in advance.
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Wednesday�s fortune:
Are you going out dressed like THAT?
Damn straight. Comfort over convention, I say. Jeans and tee shirts, the wardrobe of champions.
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Since some people decided to get all fancy with the buttons, I decided to give it a shot. Therefore, I present to you
Sally�s Guide To HTMLHow to Make Your Own Button in 25 Easy Steps
1. Look up online HTML guide
2. Act smug
3. Waste 3 hours trying to design suitable image
4. Waste 3 more hours trying to find suitable image online
5. Save image while wondering about copyright infringement lawsuits
6. Be first person in history to email to ask permission to save and use image
7. Wait an hour, get email from shocked image host who grants permission
8. Look up HTML codes again
9. Pretend to understand it
10. Copy code
11. Leave out quotation mark
12. Wonder why it won�t work
13. Try again
14. Screw up links in template
15. Cry
16. Email template designer and admit to idiot status
17. Copy and paste repair emailed by kind template designer
18. Who is 15 years younger
19. Realize toddlers have a better grasp of HTML
20. Act not so smug
21. Copy and paste other�s premade button into template for linking
22. In the wrong place
23. Give up
24. Get coffee
25. Sulk
