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2006-06-04, 5:58 p.m.

*psssssst*

Hey, over here, in the laundry room, it�s me, Cookie. Yeah, Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough. I need a little help. Shhhhh, gotta be quiet now. See this?

Scrappy little runt. She�s about six weeks old. The neighbors found her and her sisters in a basement window casing at their church. This one�s the runt of the litter and they said she was shy. Boy, were they wrong! Spunky the Pomeranian is still in the backyard. He�s scared to death of her. Me, well she spits and swats at me, but I put up with it. I know she�s just a baby and she�s never seen a dog before. I�m good like that. My mom and my boy and my girl really like her, and my other cat is off sulking somewhere. He�ll get over it. I squash him every single day when he comes inside and he gets over that just fine, too. The problem is my daddy, but we�re trying really hard. If Mommy plays her cards right, maybe we�ll get to keep the little varmint. I kinda like her. I was a stray when I was a baby and my mommy made Daddy give me a chance, and I turned out to be the best doggie in the whole wide world. That�s what my mommy and daddy say.

My mommy has another problem. We don�t know what to call her. She�s real tiny and squeaky with scrubby black fur and gigantic ears and gigantic blue-green eyes and a tiny black nose. She climbs up their blue jeans and has to sit in the food bowl to eat and really loves the laundry basket. Mommy�s been calling her Pipsqueak, but she needs suggestions. Maybe if we have a really great name for her, Daddy will like it and let me keep her. Can you guys please help a good girl out?

P.S.:
(12:11am)
I forgot to tell you guys: My daddy's a real tough sell.

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